Welcome to Tachyon Punch!

Tachyon Punch Users' Manual

What is this site? Who are you crazy people?

You'll find the answers to these questions on our about page.

Neat site! How often do you update?

Updates generally go up every Wednesday. Patches: The World's Cutest Zombie updates on the second and fourth Wednesdays of each month, and we post a new article in our yelling section on the first and third Wednesdays of each month. Fiction doesn't update on any fixed schedule. New stories are posted as they become available, but will probably most often go up on Tachyon Extra days (see below).

What about months with five Wednesdays?

Good question! When a month has five Wednesdays, the fifth Wednesday becomes a Tachyon Extra day, when we load up the site with all sorts of fun extra content!

I'm a writer/artist/sculptor/basket weaver/whatever, and I made something pretty awesome! Can I submit it to the site?

Currently, no. We do not currently have a submission process, and we are not soliciting any outside content. This may change, so check back here for updates.

'Sup with that girl and that red octopus thing?

Those are our mascots! The girl is Tachyon One, a robot and the manifestation of the website itself. The alien is her pet. His background is generally unknown, but it has been theorized that he is a fugitive from the Sirian System, perhaps a political refugee from the Nommo. Then again, maybe not.

Do you have any plans to expand?

We sure do! There are some good things coming, but we don't want to ruin the surprise. Make sure you check back often for updates, or subscribe to our RSS icon RSS feed!